In the Presence of Aramanius

March 20, 2024February 22, 2024 ~ TheDamned ~ 1 Comment

Albert’s apartment neighbor Karl wore a big ratty grin. He banged on Albert’s walls, just when he knew Albert wanted to nap, or use the backscratcher. The whiskery guy must have his ear to the drywall, Albert thought, to know exactly when he’d be home, or wanted a quiet moment. Karl was intelligent, just like a rat. Albert complained to the landlord, Bald Jose, and Bald Jose said “Karl tells me the only noisy thing he’s done in the past month is drop a few cantaloupes.”

“He’s a liar,” Albert said. “He’s laughing at me, there’s no cantaloupe rinds in his garbage.”

Albert’s apartment was his sanctuary. Everyone out in the world moved too fast, always staring, he saw the craziness in the eyes, the disdain behind their faces. Their rolling tongues held back spit and sarcasm. Now even inside he couldn’t relax, could never find stillness, because of Karl.

All Albert wanted: to lie in peace on his bed, unmoving in beautiful lonesome quiet, and recall the best moments in his life. He craved the emptiness of space, the dropping away of stimuli. No thrashing around tormented by Karl and the hellish other people in the world. Just the thoughts of the girl he almost kissed forty-five years ago back in high school, or the time he sang karaoke at the night clubs and everyone clapped and he got first prize. Albert popped another sedative. Almost out of that prescription.

“Jealous,” said Albert. “All jealous of my singing.”

He would sing in his room, as loud as he could, just to show Karl he wouldn’t be intimidated. He was never happier than when he sang. A simple way to be happy, he thought. But so many people didn’t want him to be that way. They wanted him to suffer.

He checked under his bed. He’d smelled a strange odour the past few days and thought it might be fir cones. He took his broom and tried to pull some cones out. A banging sounded from behind his fridge.

“Damn you, Karl!” Albert yelled, and turned up his T. V.

Mighty Mouse was on. A tiny mouse with the strength of Godzilla. The rodent irritated Albert with his high, squeaky voice.

“There is no way a mouse could lift an entire building,” Albert thought.

He changed to the wildlife channel, but it was way too quiet, something about grasshoppers. He started to sing, as loud as he could. Karl’s wall kicking stopped. Albert sighed with relief.

Time to be still again. He turned off the T. V. and lay back on his tiny, folded cot with the sheets arranged just so. This world might be a mess, but Albert’s sheets were always neat.

He felt his eyes close as the sedatives kicked in. He thought of Connie, the girl he almost kissed. One of the few things of beauty in his miserable life.

He opened his eyes to an overwhelming scent of evergreen, and there on the floor wriggled a giant rodent… rat, beaver, spider, some kind of combination. Eight wiggly paws upturned and the body rolling around on the floor, smelling like a fir tree.

“You have such beautiful splintery hardwood!” cried the creature, in a high pitched, squeaky voice.

Albert watched the critter spin. Perhaps it would go away like a dream and leave him alone. But no, it kept rotating around and yelling. Albert flipped back his curtains. Across the open courtyard Bald Jose’s bathroom window lay open, the landlord rubbing his face with a towel and laughing across at him. Albert shut the curtain fast, his heart pounding with fury, and rolled back to the floor view. The creature was still there, chirping and spinning.

Albert addressed it.

“Are you the one who stuffed pine needles under my bed?”

“Nothing to do with that.”

“Then why are you here in my room? Did Karl send you?”

The creature stopped thrashing. Its white-skinned, triangular shaped muzzle upturned and the red mouth yapped “I’m actually here to help you with your neighbor problems.”

“Why would you help me?”

“Because I don’t like Karl either. He’s got it in for us wall creatures. All that pounding.”

“What’s a wall creature?”
The mouth that split the muzzle smiled, showing little razor teeth.

“We’re the ones who keep the pipes running, the electricity on, the gas burning. Ever wonder why your bath never runs over? Because we’re there to turn the taps off.”

The creature cackled and abruptly stood up, balancing on a thick tail, like a beaver’s. The strange being seemed about three feet high, with the ears of a mouse, for sure, but eight tiny spider legs and a long white snout ending in a thick black nose similar to a Labrador dog.

“You can get rid of Karl?” asked Albert.

“Sure. He’s always banging, right?”

“Yeah.”

“With your co-operation, we can turn that pounding right back on him, send the negative vibrations up to his heart and stop that heart on a dime. All you have to do is feed me from time to time. And maybe sing a few karaoke songs.”

Albert thought of Karl kicking the wall and dropping dead to the ground. A smile came to his face, though part of him thought there was something wrong with that smile.

“What do you eat?”

“Cantaloupe.”

The beast began cackling again.

“How did a big rodent like you even get in here?”

“I’m not a rodent,” said the creature. “You can call me Arimanius.”

Arimanius flopped onto his stomach and poked at a tiny hole in the floor. As he poked with four of his spindly long legs, that hole became larger and larger. Armianius stuck his snout in there and opened his mouth, until his mouth was as wide as a kitchen table. The hole stretched to show the pipes and wires and two by four studs between Albert’s wall and Karl’s place.

“Come on in,” said Arimanius, wriggling forward into the gap. “Check out the inner apartment sanctum.”

“There’s no way I’m going in there. It’s probably some kind of trap.”

Just as he spoke, a pounding rose from the other side of the wall.

“Looks like Karl’s on the torment trail again,” Arimanius stated. “He’s upping the ante now, because he knows you won’t do a darned thing.”

The pounding increased in volume and tempo,

“Boots from hell!” Albert shouted.

He felt the banging in his own head now. He leaped from his bed, ran past Arimanius and tried to turn on the T. V., but he couldn’t find the switch.

“Look,” said the creature. “Karl’s foot’s almost coming through the gyprock.”

Indeed, Albert could see the wall buckling here and there.

“You want me to start drinking again!” Albert yelled. “That’s not gonna happen, you monster!”

“Just say the word,” Aramanius’ squeaking could be heard even above the pounding and the T. V. “And I’ll send the negative vibes into Karl’s heart!”

“I say the word,” Albert said. “Stop that beating!”

“On your orders,” said Aramanius, “But you have to sing loud while I conjure up those killer vibes.”

Albert opened his mouth. He started with some R. E. M., “Losing My Religion.”

“That’s not loud enough,” said Aramanius.

Albert continued with a number by Celine Dion, for which he’d won first prize at the “Super K”
Karaoke competition in Lubbock, Texas many years before.

“Louder!” said Aramanius, who was yelling himself now. “Let’s hear you do the scream from Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love.”

Aramanius waved his eight legs around like a whirlwind, screaming the Zeppelin words along with Albert.

Albert’s head thundered now, even louder than the walls, in time with Karl’s kicking and Aramanius’ yelling. Albert caterwauled at the top of his lungs, and the lights went out. Aramanius vanished, and Albert felt his body falling, back and back and back into his beautiful neat, blanketed bed, falling into a deep and peaceful silence.

He awakened with daylight streaming in his window. He wanted to close the curtain, but his body wouldn’t move. He lay there on his back with all the noise around him. He felt a kicking on his chest. Looking down, he saw Aramanius. The creature was now about the size of a teacup, but the feet felt like sledgehammers. Aramanius bared its teeth, danced and laughed “I was working for Karl, you fool, didn’t you get the clue about the cantaloupe?” He grinned some more. “Karl wasn’t crazy about your singing, but he can keep a beat.”

Albert lay there. Frozen hands, numb feet. His vocal chords couldn’t stir to scream.

“You’ll be still from now on,” Aramanius cackled. “Just like you wanted. Unfortunately, you’ve suffered a massive brain aneurism from all those negative vibes you gave off your whole miserable life.”

Albert lay staring up at the ceiling. Echoes sounded inside his immobile head as the pounding on the wall began again.

∼ Harrison Kim

The Pharaoh Abuhanten

March 13, 2024March 8, 2024 ~ TheDamned ~ 1 Comment

For centuries, the mummy of Pharaoh Abuhanten lay undisturbed in its sarcophagus. His discovery heralded a new era of affection for the ancient land of Egypt. Now it was placed with loving care within the Cairo museum. Unbeknownst to the modern world, the positioning of celestial bodies in the summer sky signaled a great cosmic event. Particularly a rare alignment of planets, that would have a profound effect on the ancient Egyptian magic that bound the pharaoh to his slumber. As the planets gradually moved into alignment, the gravitational pull exerted an unseen force on the artifacts in the museum. In the heart of the exhibit hall, the Pharaoh’s sarcophagus stood as the focal point. He was encircled by an array of his ancient treasures and belongings. His tomb was filled with untold riches, unimaginable wealth and all the splendor of ancient royalty. Now it was all neatly cataloged and placed within glass cases. Positioned with solemn reverence the imposing figure of Pharaoh Abuhanten’s sarcophagus served as a silent sentinel guarding the remnants of a bygone era.

As the planets continually moved into alignment, their gravitational forces exerted an unseen pressure on the antiquities. The plexiglass in the skylights experienced a slight vibration as some artifacts began to emit a soft hum. The energies of the cosmos, mingling with the residual magic of the ancient rites and rituals, began to stir the dormant spirit of the pharaoh. With each passing moment, the alignment intensified, creating a pulsing energy. The humming became a soft purr while the smell of ozone wafted through the museum. As the planets reached their precise alignment, a powerful surge of magic swept through the sarcophagus, breaking the centuries old enchantment that bound him to his eternal rest.

Pharaoh Abuhanten’s eyes sprang open as a wave of ancient knowledge came flooding back into his consciousness. Through the hazy fog of centuries past, a profound sense of urgency gripped his heart. He remembered the prophecy, whispered by the ancient priests of his court. It foretold a time that he would awaken and reclaim his kingdom. But this awakening came with a strict stipulation, a narrow window of opportunity. The sacred texts contained the incantations to summon his loyal warriors from the depths of the afterlife. Once his royal guard was resurrected, the Pharaoh would be unstoppable. He would be immortal. Yet, its whereabouts had been lost to time, buried beneath forgotten history. Now with only a few hours granted to him by the cosmos, Pharaoh Abuhanten knew that every passing moment brought him closer to oblivion. He had to act quickly to find the spell. For once the alignment shifted the veil between worlds would thicken and he would be consumed by darkness once more.

With determination coursing through his resurrected veins, his first directive was clear. He needed to arm himself. Guided by instinct, he navigated the labyrinth of corridors in the museum. He could feel his armor pulling him toward it, like a lover beckoning him. His gaze was fixed upon the ancient artifacts that once adorned his personal palace and tomb. Amidst the shadowed alcoves and dimly lit displays, he spotted the glint of polished metal. The very thing he had been searching for; his ceremonial armor and his beloved sword. These were symbols of his sovereignty in life and his prowess in death. Closing his hand around the hilt of his sword, he felt the familiar weight of power and authority. Sand and dust fell out of his mouth as a dry, cracked smile crept across his face. He smashed his hand through the glass case containing his prize. He began to put on his armor, memories of comrades past came fooding into his mind. Now with each piece in place, and his sword by his side, Pharaoh Abuhanten stood tall as he looked at his reflection in another display case. He gently placed his hand on the glass of the case, it housed his wife’s ceremonial armor. He bowed his head remembering her in life. Her striking green eyes filled his psyche and memories of her voice filled his head. He knew that he would resurrect his love once he found the book. Not only was she a fair and just ruler by his side but she was also a fierce warrior that had fought beside her husband during conquering raids. He needed her.

With a deft flick of his sword, Pharoah Abuhanten traced intricate hieroglyphs upon the museum floor. Deep gouges in the marble channeled the ancient magic that flowed through his veins. The symbols shimmered, forming a mystical sigil that pulsed with otherworldly energy. The light was a guide to the redemption that he sought. Following the illuminated path before him, he moved with purpose. His footsteps echoed through the abandoned museum. Each twist and turn of the hallways brought him closer to the room that housed the coveted book. It was the key to his resurrection, his reign and his destiny.

At last he reached the inner sanctum, a chamber veiled in shadows and ancient secrets. With a solemn reverence, the pharaoh approached the ornate pedestal on which the book rested. Its pages were bound in ancient leather and inscribed in gold. Its antiquated sheets were brittle yet filled with wisdom lost to the ages. He opened the book, a chorus of voices sang out and echoed through the museum. The words on the pages seemed to come alive and whisper to him. The air crackled and sparked with forbidden energy as Abuhanten read from the pages aloud. Lightning lashed the cloudless sky as static electricity buzzed through the air. The very fabric of reality was bending at his will. Energy waves pulsed out from him. Through the power of the spell that was written within the ancient pages, he would raise his army from the depths of the underworld. It would secure his domain over the mortal realm.

With the spell uttered and the ritual complete, Pharoah Abuhanten felt the rush of power begin to course through his veins. It would bind him to the mortal plane where he would rule for eternity. As the spell echoed through the silent hallways and faded into the darkness, the museum trembled and buckled with the awakening of his loyal guard. Large pieces of marble fell to the floor smashing into display cases, pieces of history went sprawling across the floor. The Pharaoh let out a guttural, primal scream that caused the remaining glass display cases to shatter. His royal guard was now fully resurrected. They were all faithful and ready to march at his command, helping to fulfill his destiny as the immortal ruler of the land.

∼ Kathleen McCluskey

Dark Spots

March 6, 2024February 22, 2024 ~ Lee Andrew Forman ~ 3 Comments

The air hummed a pregnant note. My very bones resonated with its energy. The dark went silent; insects stopped their nocturnal chatter, leaves hushed their low whisper in the vacant breeze, even my footfalls went mute in the grass. Within my chest, my heart rattled with a thunderous beat. Sudden light bloomed from above – the field below glowed with unimaginable hues.

My gaze was drawn skyward to a bulbous horror that hovered there. Its luminous glare nearly stole my sight. As it began its descent, a sound thrummed from its underbelly forcing my limp frame to the ground. Sudden vertigo whipped my head to the left as my body rose to meet the flashing sphere. I was paralyzed; not a muscle would obey my instincts.

The fierce light ceased and darkness subsumed all. I lay there motionless, not falling nor rising, suspended by a force unknown.

A red glow crept over the black shapeless space. From a square opening came globular mounds of mishappen pink flesh. They stood atop countless tiny legs protruding from their undersides. Six half-moon shaped pincers attached to multi-limbed arms grew from their flanks. No head accompanied their sickly bodies, only a shifting ebon undulation where one might have rested. Their innumerable feet clicked as they approached.

The urge to scream slithered through my esophagus; a need to release fear in a frenzied cacophony. But I could make no sound at all.

Their insectile skittering raced beneath me as my body lowered toward them. As I got closer, their movement increased with fervor. Their sharp pincers brushed against my hands. Unable to pull away, I could do nothing to stem my torrid panic.

Lowered to a solid surface, they crawled over my body in ordered chaos—searching for what, I did not know. They poked and prodded, picked at my clothes with their spiny appendages. They seemed to sniff me with their rippling dark spots. I thought for sure their intent had been to feast, but they never split flesh.

A pounding came from beyond the dark threshold that shook the floor. The massive form reared to its full height as it entered the chamber. I understood why the small ones hadn’t eaten me. The juggernaut stood ten times their size, and where the little ones’ dark spot had been, colossal mandibles chomped and drooled their way toward me.

∼ Lee Andrew Forman