Hugo watched from his bedroom window as his wife stuffed something into the garbage receptacle he had dragged to the curb hours before. It was 3:15am and she had done this on four subsequent trash nights.
The following morning he decided to ask her about her jaunt to the trash can. Having lived with her for nearly 30 years, he knew he could not speak to her before her first sip of coffee. She had a superstition about it. “Have you been having trouble sleeping? I woke to go to the bathroom and you weren’t in bed.”
She pretended to be concerned with cracking the shells on their eggs. “Hmm? What was that, honey?”
“Sleep. Are you sleeping well?”
“You know I’m going through the change. It complicates everything. It’s hard to sleep, eat, or find a comfortable temperature.”
That didn’t satisfy his curiosity about her weekly pilgrimage to the trash cans.
“Maybe we switch sides? I sleep closer to the door and you sleep next to the window…for the breeze.”
“Oh no, it’s bad luck for a couple to swap sides after so many years. We were just talking about that at book club.”
He stirred his coffee thoughtfully before responding. “I thought you talked about books at book club.”
She laughed. “We talk about all sorts of things.”
“Mostly complaints about husbands?”
“Of course not.” She appeared focused on flipping the eggs with precision. “We are supportive of each other’s marriages; we don’t want to promote negativity.”
He saw her spoon a powder onto the skillet. “That’s not salt…”
“Nope. Remember, I told you that Jody Hunter came back from the Amazon. She had an amazing trip.”
“And she brought you back seasoning?”
“Not just seasoning, this is a type of mushroom that is good for women of our age. It helps with mood and clarity.” Her eyes narrowed. “I am adding some to your eggs, too, as you seem to need a brain boost…you don’t remember us talking about this at all? About how she brought back some powders and tinctures and…spiritual icons.”
“Spiritual icons?” Hugo snorted. “She is filling you with nonsense.”
She didn’t answer but stared out the window at the utilities truck that had come to receive their collection.
***
The following week Hugo got up at 5:00 AM and went to the garbage bin as his wife snored soundly in bed. He pulled out several large bags; one had a pinhole leak that dribbled onto his slippers like a dotted line.
At the bottom of the bin was a small blue marble.
Is that what she has been hiding? Where did the marble come from and why did she need to throw it away in the dark of the night?
He took the marble and planned to question her over breakfast.
He waited for her to finish her morning affirmations; she had a strong belief that saying them influenced the outcome of her day. He noticed that she read from a notebook while reciting quietly to herself. She had been adding many new rituals to her routine.
“You know when I was a boy I collected the darndest things.” He began, watching her sip her coffee.
She nodded. “I know you had those matchbox cars. And the coins from when your dad travelled.”
“And marbles. Did I ever tell you about my marble collection?”
She raised an eyebrow. “No. That’s funny, I can’t remember you talking about a marble collection.”
He slapped his knee as if this were all a good joke. “Really? All these years and I never mentioned it?”
“Mustn’t have been a very good collection.”
“Au contraire! It was really something. I had marbles everywhere. Stashed away in jars and bottles. My favorite were the blue.” He pulled a marble from his pocket. “Like this.”
Her jaw dropped. “Where did you get that?’
“Why did you throw it away?”
“You can’t have that.” She snatched the marble from his hand and raced to the door. From the window he could see her looking down the street at the utility truck that had just taken their garbage and was driving away.
She was frantic, pacing in the street and rolling the marble between her hands.
When Hugo went to the door to tell her to come back inside, she rushed past him into the house and grabbed the car keys. Moments later, she pulled out of the driveway, with no concern for the fact that he needed to get to work and they shared a car.
Thirty minutes later, she returned.
“Don’t ever do that,” she snarled as she threw the keys to him. He had lived with her long enough to recognize when she was furious.
***
The next week, as he tried to fall asleep on trash night, he found her staring at him. “You did something very bad,” she said in a voice that was completely unfamiliar. “You need to learn a lesson.” She showed him a red marble. She then left the room. From the window, he could see her burying it in the trash.
The following morning they consumed a silent breakfast. Hugo went to work as usual, but by late afternoon, he felt sick, feverish. He took to his bed for days.
When he was finally able to leave his bed and go to the breakfast table, it was trash collection day again. He could not believe that he had lost an entire week. He scolded himself for being nearly as superstitious as his wife.
“I hope you’re happy,” he told her. “You planted that idea in my head of the red marble having meaning.”
She peered at him over her half-consumed cup of coffee. “Count your blessings. It could have been a black marble.”
“You’re crazy. I am not listening to any more of this.”
She shrugged. “Marjorie Baker put a black marble in her trash last night.”
He lifted a piece of toast, noting that the trash had already been picked up. “I give. What does black—”
His question was both cut off and answered by the sound of sirens racing to the Baker house.
∼ Elaine Pascale
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